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About Milan

So, sex escorts – high rollers pay big, thousands sometiems, for a night of “companionship.” Makes me laugh, ‘cause companionship? Pfft, it’s a transaction, dude! You’re rentin’ a fantasy, not a fuckin’ soulmate. I got pissed once – this chick charged me double, said it’s ‘cause I’m “intense.” Intense? Bitch, I’m Gordon fuckin’ Gekko! Greed is good, but overchargin’ ain’t! Still, I paid – ‘cause the game’s the game.

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First stop, the local café on Via Roma. Best cappuccino in town, no cap. I walk in, and the barista, Marco, is blasting some old-school Italian pop. I’m vibin’, you know? But then, I spill my coffee all over my shirt. Ugh! I’m like, “Great, now I look like a walking disaster.” But Marco just laughs and says, “At least it’s a fashion statement!” Thanks, dude.

June cheese of the month: gorgonzola dolce