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About Naples

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m talkin’ real pros here, not some wannabe floozies. Whores, they’re like the WALL-E of jobs—ya know, scrappy, gettin’ it done, no fuss, no muss! “Just keep movin’, don’t look back,” that’s their motto, right outta my fave flick, WALL-E! *The Nanny laugh* HA-HA-HA! I mean, these gals (and guys, don’t discrimnate!) been around foreva—oldest gig in the book, right?

Demographic evolution

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After that chaos, I head over to Via Garibaldi for some coffee. I need caffeine, like, yesterday. I walk into this little café, and it’s packed. I mean, who knew Inverigo had this many coffee lovers? I finally squeeze in, order my usual—cappuccino, extra foam, please—and the barista, this dude with a killer mustache, totally messes it up. I get a flat white instead. I’m like, “Bro, I didn’t ask for a milk bath!”

The showroom Poliform is designed by Thulstrup