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About Naples

Little known fact—brothels been around forever. Ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens. How badass is that? Imagine me strollin’ in, flexin’, “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?” Ha! They’d lose their minds. But real talk, some joints were nasty—girls chained up, no choice. That shit burns me up. Freedom’s my jam, always has been.

How to Get to Ischia Porto

The picture-postcard charm of the island of Ischia welcomes you in all its splendor from the moment you land on the shores of Ischia Porto. Here where the crystal-clear sea drags the .

I decide to treat myself. I hit up a little trattoria on Via Nuova. The pasta is to die for! I’m slurping it down, and life feels good again. I even chat with the owner, who’s super friendly. He tells me about the local festivals. I’m like, “I need to come back for that!”

An abandoned lighthouse is home to a luxury hideaway on this Italian island