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About Bologna

What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

Locorotondo: A Whitewashed Jewel in Puglia

Jan 22,  · Locorotondo is a town in the province of Bari particularly known for its circular village. The Borgo di Locorotondo enclosed in the ancient circular walls seems suspended .

So, I’m on the phone with this lady, right? She’s all frantic about her cat, and I’m like, “Ma’am, just call the vet!” But she’s not having it. She’s yelling about how her cat, Pino, is the love of her life. I get it, but c’mon! I’m not a cat therapist!

From Gianna Nannini to Debbie Harry, music muses photographed by Guido Harari on display