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But lordy, the flops! This one gal I know, swears she’s done after a dude showed up with a pet snake—wrapped round his neck like it’s a damn date accessory. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? I’d be runnin’ faster’n a jackrabbit on a date with a coyote. And don’t get me started on the ghostin’—people vanishin’ like they’re in witness protection. “Life’s too short for small talk,” Toni’d mutter, and I’m like, yeah, but it’s too long for bad sex-dating stories.

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First off, I head down Via Roma. Beautiful street, all those cute little shops. I’m just mindin’ my own biz, when I spot this old dude, like, 80 years old, tryin’ to wrestle with a stubborn flower pot. I mean, c’mon! It’s a flower pot, not a boulder! So, I rush over, help him out, and he’s all like, “Grazie, giovane!” I’m like, “No prob, man. Just tryin’ to save your back.”

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