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I tried researchin’ more, and web’s full of rubbish. One site said it started in India with tantric stuff, all spiritual and crap. Spiritual? Bollocks! It’s a bloody massage with a happy endin’, not enlightenment, ya hippies! Still, I’m surprised how old this is. Like, 5,000 years, they say. Five thousand! That’s older than my gran’s grudge against the neighbor. Made me happy, though, thinkin’ humans have been horny and relaxed forever.

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First off, I hit the streets of Via Roma. You know, the one with all the cafes? Yeah, that one. I needed my espresso fix. I swear, if I don’t get my caffeine, I’m like a bear with a sore head. So, I grab my usual—double shot, no sugar. The barista, Marco, he’s a legend. He knows my order by heart. But today? He spills half of it on me! I’m like, “Dude, what’s the deal?” He just laughs and says, “You needed a wake-up call!” Ugh, so annoying but kinda funny.

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