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About Bologna

So, buddy, it’s like—massage, but naughty. Little fact: ancient Rome had these oily rubdowns, senators gettin’ frisky with slaves—scandalous, right? Gets me giddy, thinkin’ how folks haven’t changed. Touchin’, teasin’, all that jazz—it’s therapy, but unhinged! I’d say it’s a mindfreak—relaxes ya, then BAM, flips the switch to somethin’ primal. Ever tried it? Bet ya blushed!

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This sophisticated set combines a carefully crafted anal hook and bondage cord into a curved butt plug sex toy that is ergonomically designed for easy insertion.

I start asking her questions, and she’s all over the place. “My cat was in there! My shoes! My life!” I’m like, “Lady, we’ll sort it out. Just breathe.” But she’s not listening. I get it, though. It’s Meta (it). Everything’s dramatic here.

I have no artistic bone in my body, but this Meta Quest VR app just taught me how to draw