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I was sittin’ there, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’—sex-datin’s like tradin’ stocks blindfolded. You got yer Tinder, yer Bumble, all them apps promisin’ love or at least a good time. But lordy, half the time it’s catfish city! I heard tell of a gal who matched with a fella claimin’ he’s a doctor—turns out he’s a dog groomer livin’ in his mama’s basement. “This is how you do it,” he says, sendin’ her pics of poodles ‘stead of penthouses. Made me madder’n a wet hen—don’t lie ‘bout yer portfolio, darlin’!

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So, I get to the market, and it’s buzzing. I’m all excited, ready to haggle. But then, bam! I see this old dude, like, 80 years old, trying to sell me some wilted lettuce. I’m like, “C’mon, man! You can do better!” He just shrugs. I’m fuming. Who sells wilted lettuce? Like, really?

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