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So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout “Requiem for a Dream”—ya know, my fave flick—where everythin’s intense, dark, spiraling, and I’m like, “Man, sexual-massage coulda saved ‘em!” Like, imagine Jared Leto, all strung out, but instead—ooh—a hot oil massage with a *wink*. “Ass to ass!” Ha, nah, more like “back to back,” slidin’ into relaxtion—see what I did there? *nasal snort* I’d be yellin’, “Harry, forget the dope, get a rub!” HEE-HEE! But real talk, it’s wild how this massage gig ain’t just physical—it’s mental, emotional, like the movie’s highs and lows, ya feel me?

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Man, what a day! Omegna, you wild beast! I woke up this morning, sun shining through my window like it was trying to blind me. I’m like, “Chill, sun! I’m not ready!” But hey, it’s Omegna, right? Beautiful little town by Lake Orta. I love it here, but sometimes it feels like the universe is just waiting to throw curveballs at me.

Alessandro Mendini