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So, sex-dating apps? Total circus. I once read this crazy stat—did ya know 70% of users lie about their height? Shocker! Makes me wanna scream, “Are we even real anymore?” Like, c’mon, just be 5’7”, not 6’2” in your pics! It’s so frustrating, but also kinda hilarious. I laughed so hard I cried, picturing some dude in heels for Tinder pics. “I’m different, I swear!” Sure, Jan.

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Then, I hear this commotion. Turns out, some dude’s tryin’ to sell fake Gucci bags on Via Garibaldi. I’m like, “Bro, you’re in the wrong business!” But hey, I’m not here to judge. I’m just tryin’ to catch rats, not counterfeiters. But it’s all connected, ya know? Rats love garbage, and that guy’s got a whole pile of it. So, I set a trap near his stall. He’s like, “What’s that for?” I’m like, “For your future customers, buddy.” He didn’t get it. Classic.

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