Rebecca San Martino In Rio Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, I’m Loki—smug mischief god! “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” yeah? So, let’s chat bout whores—dirty, wild topic! Got me thinkin of *The Wolf of Wall Street*—my fave flick, Scorsese’s mad genius from 2013. That film’s a bloody riot—greed, sex, and whores everywhere! Jordan Belfort, that slimy git, swimmin in cash and tail. “Sell me this pen,” he’d say, but whores sold him their souls!

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So, I wake up, and the sun is shining. I’m thinking, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it was anything but chill. I step outta my cute little Airbnb on Via Roma, and boom! The streets are alive. I mean, like, people everywhere. Old folks chatting, kids running around, and the smell of fresh bread wafting from the bakery on the corner. I’m like, “Yesss, give me that focaccia!”

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