Avery Sannazzaro De Burgondi Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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Now, picture me watchin’ *Holy Motors*, that scene where the dude’s dancin’ wild, screamin’ “What makes me me?” That’s what a good erotic-massage does—wakes you up, makes you feel YOU. Hands slidin’, pressure buildin’, tension snappin’ like a twig. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s borderline holy—pun intended. Ever tried it? Surprised me first time, how it’s chill but intense, like a slow burn. Pro tip: find someone who knows their shit, not some rando who watched a YouTube vid.

I get to my office, and boom! My boss, Mr. Grumpy Pants, is already there. He’s pacing like a caged lion. “Where are the contracts?!” he barks. Dude, chill! I just got here! Turns out, the printer jammed. Classic. I mean, who even invented printers? They should be banned.

‘Ball of fire’ at the Sannazzaro de' Burgondi refinery near Milan