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So, sex-datin’, huh? It’s like a big ol’ stew—sometimes it’s spicy, sometimes it’s just plain funky. I tried it once—swear to Jesus, I did! Got me a date with this guy, thought he’d be smoother than a buttered biscuit. Nope! Showed up smellin’ like a wet dog, talkin’ bout his ex the whole dang time! Made me madder than a wet hen! I was sittin’ there, sippin’ my sweet tea, thinkin’, “This ain’t no culinary masterpiece—this here’s a disaster!” Like Linguini in the kitchen, flailin’ around with no clue!

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Finally, I manage to zoom past him, and I’m feelin’ like a champ. But then, BAM! A pigeon decides to take a dump right on my windshield. I’m like, “Really? This is how we’re doin’ it today?” I can’t even see! I’m laughin’ and cursing at the same time.

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