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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

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After lunch, I stroll down to the beach. The sun’s shining, and the sea looks inviting. I’m thinking, “Finally, some peace.” But nope! There’s a bunch of kids playing soccer. They kick the ball, and it lands right next to me. I’m like, “Really?!” But then, they ask me to join. I can’t say no. So, I’m running around, trying to keep up. Spoiler alert: I’m not as young as I used to be. 😂

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