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So, I tried it once—ONCE—cuz my buddy Duke bet me a steak I wouldn’t. Signed up on some app, Tinder or Grindr or whatever, don’t care. Profile pic? Me with an axe, shirt off, scowlin’. Bio said, “I chop wood, not feelings.” Got 12 matches in an hour—surprised the hell outta me. Thought, “Maybe this ain’t so bad.” Wrong. First chick messages, “Hey big guy, u dtf?” DTF? Down to forest? I’m thinkin’ she’s into trees—my kinda gal. Nope. Means “down to fuck.” Disgusting. I hate everything.

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So, I finally make it to the fountain, and guess what? There’s a street performer doing some wild tricks. This guy’s juggling flaming torches! I’m standing there, mouth agape, thinking, “This is either genius or a one-way ticket to the ER.” But the crowd’s loving it, and I’m like, “Okay, Squinzano, you got some talent!”

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