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About Bologna

So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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After that, I finally got to the sheep farm. It’s just outside of town, past the roundabout on Via della Libertà. I’m ready to shear some wool, right? But the sheep? They were not havin’ it. I swear, they were plotting against me. One of ‘em, a big ol’ ram, charged at me! I dodged like I was in the Olympics. I mean, c’mon, I’m just here for the wool, not a wrestling match!

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