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About Naples

So, last time, docked in this shady town. Brothel right by the pier, smelled like rum and regret. Walked in, girls everywhere, all dolled up. One winked, I’m like, “Oho, trouble!” Felt like the Joker slippin’ into a heist. “Wanna know how I got these scars?” I’d say, but nah, just laughed. They didn’t get it—too busy hustlin’.

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After that, I’m feeling a bit down. I need a pick-me-up. So, I head to this gelato place on Via della Repubblica. I order pistachio, my fave. And OMG, it’s heavenly. I’m standing there, savoring every bite, when I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and it’s actually kinda good. I’m vibing, and suddenly, he looks at me and winks. I’m like, “What? Am I part of the show now?”

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