Sienna Bettola Zeloforomagno Brothel ❤️

About Naples

I’m ramblin’, heh, like a madman. Why so serious, tho? It’s a messy life there—sweat, giggles, tears. One chick danced like Naomi Watts—hypnotic! I tipped extra, felt like a king. Brothels got soul, dark and twisted. Like *Mulholland Drive*, ya never know what’s real. “Silencio,” I whispered, leavin’ that dump. Next time, I’m bringin’ dynamite—BOOM! Kidding, hehe—or am I? Stay crazy, pal!

Il Basilisco - Ristorante Pizzeria & Hamburgeria - Pizza

Apr 4, - Entire rental unit for $ Benvenuti In Vittoria House, un moderno ed elegante appartamento perfetto per un soggiorno Rilassante, Funzionale e nel massimo.

Lunch rolls around, and I’m starving. I head to this little trattoria on Via della Libertà. Best pasta ever! I order the tagliatelle al ragù, and it’s like a hug in a bowl. I’m feeling good again, until I see my ex walk in. Ugh, just my luck! She’s with some dude, and I’m like, “Great, now I’m gonna choke on my pasta.”