Sarah Forte Dei Marmi Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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Heya, pal! D’oh! So, sexual-massage, huh? Man, it’s wild—gets ya all tingly. Like, I’m talkin’ hands slidin’, oil drippin’, total relaxation station! Reminds me of “Royal Tenenbaums”—ya know, Richie’s weird vibe with Margot? “I’m adopted anyway,” he’d say, all moody. That’s me, tryna figure this massage biz out! D’oh!

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Your Beauty and Wellness Center in the heart of Forte dei Marmi: ayurvedic massages, Aemotio Spa, custom facial/body treatments, Shellac, nail extensions.

First off, I’m just getting settled when this lady storms in. I mean, she’s got that “I’m on a mission” vibe. She’s all decked out in designer shades and a beach cover-up, like she just stepped off a yacht or something. She slams her stuff on the counter—like, lady, chill! It’s just a cashier, not a wrestling match. Anyway, she’s got this fancy gelato from Gelateria La Dolce Vita, and she’s complaining it’s too melty. I’m like, “Uh, it’s gelato, not ice cream, lady!” But I just smile and nod. Customer service, right?

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