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So, picture this—some ancient Rome geezer, right, gets a rubdown after battlin lions. Little known fact: them Romans called it “unctio”—fancy word for oily hands gettin frisky. Makes me wanna yell, “R2, ya grubby droid, fetch me some lavender oil!” ‘Cause that’s the trick—scents, mate. Lavender, eucalyptus—boom, ya stress is toast. I got mad once, tho—some twit used motor oil. MOTOR OIL! Smelled like a speeder crash, not sexy, nah, made me wanna punt him to Tatooine.

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After that, I decide to hit up the Castello Aragonese. I mean, it’s iconic, right? I climb up those steep steps, and my legs are burning. But the view from the top? Totally worth it! I snap a pic, feeling like a travel influencer.

Kelly Brook goes barefoot after tiring of her stilettos at Ischia Global Fest