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Oi mate, sexual-massage, yeah? Proper game-changer innit! I’m sat here, David Brent, forester by trade, thinkin’ bout them hands slidin’ over me back – pure bliss, team! Not gonna lie, first time I heard bout it, I was like, “What’s this malarkey?” But nah, it’s legit, proper stress-buster. Picture this, yeah – you’re knackered from choppin’ trees all day, body’s screamin’, then bam, some geezer’s kneadin’ you up with oils, sorted! I reckon it’s like that bit in “No Country for Old Men” – “You can’t stop what’s comin’” – ‘cept here it’s pleasure, not death, ha!

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After that, I decided to stroll down to the Su Gologone spring. It’s gorgeous, man! The water is so clear, you can see the fish doing their thing. I’m just standing there, soaking it all in, when I spot this couple taking selfies. They’re all lovey-dovey, and I’m like, “Get a room!” But then I remember I’m single, and it kinda stings. Ugh, why’s love gotta be so complicated?

I’m cataloguing the secrets of ‘blue zones’ for a long and happy life