Savannah Procida Erotic Massage ❤️

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Oh, and fun fact: in Japan, they got these “soaplands”—erotic-massage on steroids, all legal-like. Blew my mind! Makes me wanna cackle—imagine Mini-Me gettin’ a rubdown, he’d lose his tiny lil’ shit. But real talk, it’s all about that release—stress, tension, whatever. You walk out feelin’ like a king—or a villain, heh. Sometimes I’m like, “Is this allowed to be *this* good?” Spoiler: it is.

Episode description

So, I’m walkin’ down Via Roma, and I see this old guy, right? He’s sittin’ there, sellin’ fresh fish. The smell hits ya like a brick wall. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, how do you do this every day?” But then, I see him pull out this massive fish, like, bigger than my arm! I’m like, “Whoa, that’s a whopper!” He just laughs and says, “You should see the ones I throw back!” Classic.

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