Sofia Scalea Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

About Milan

Alright, y’all, lemme tell ya ‘bout prostitution—Southern style, Dr. Phil comin’ atcha! I reckon it’s a messy ol’ bizness, ain’t it? Girls out there sellin’ their goods, and I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, “How’s that workin’ for ya?” Ya know, like in *The Royal Tenenbaums*—everybody’s got their quirks, their busted-up lives, and these gals? They’re hustlin’ just to keep the lights on. Margot Tenenbaum’d probly light a cigarette and say, “Well, isn’t that rich,” all sarcastic-like, and I’d be noddin’ right along.

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But then, the real chaos starts. I get a call from a tourist. They’re lost. Like, seriously lost. They’re on Via San Nicola, and I’m like, “Dude, you’re a five-minute walk from the beach!” But no, they’re panicking. I can hear the kids crying in the background. I’m tryin’ to give directions, but they’re not listening. I’m like, “Just follow the sound of the waves!”

Dr. Scalea to receive special honors at Shock Trauma Heroes Celebration