Aria Constant Spring Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Ok, so, like, whore’s this wild energy, right? Not just some basic chick. I heard this tea—back in the day, some medieval hoes got paid in, like, bread loaves! Can you BELIEVE? I’d be pissed if Kanye paid me in carbs—ugh, no! But, like, whore’s got history, she’s iconic. Makes me happy knowing she’s been slayin’ since forever. “What’s the point of it all?”—movie line, right?—and I’m like, whore’s the POINT, hunny!

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First off, I’m an actuary, which means I deal with numbers all day. Boring, I know. But today? Today was a rollercoaster. I’m driving down Constant Spring Road, and boom! Traffic jam. Like, what’s new? But this one was special. Some dude in a bright yellow car decided to park in the middle of the road. I mean, really? Who does that? I’m sitting there, fuming, thinking about how I could’ve been crunching numbers instead of staring at this clown’s car.

Police launch probe into murder of businessman along Constant Spring main road this morning