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So, escort—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.”—it’s this underground world, right? Most punters think it’s all glitz, glam, high heels clackin’ on marble floors, but nah, it’s gritty as hell. Been around forever—did ya know Victorian blokes had “lady guides” for posh parties? Same game, different name. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some toff in a top hat goin’, “Oi, need a bird for the ball!” History’s wild, innit?

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First off, I hit up the usual spot for breakfast—Miss T’s. You know, the one on the corner of Half-Way-Tree Rd and Eastwood Park Rd? Best ackee and saltfish in town, no cap! I’m munching away, feeling all good, when suddenly, this dude walks in. He’s loud, like, way too loud for 8 AM. Starts talking about how he’s gonna run for some local office. I’m like, “Bro, you can’t even run for the bus!” 😂

UPDATE | 7-y-o boy found wandering in Half-Way-Tree reunited with family