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About Spanish Town

So, prostitutes, dey got dis vibe, right? Tough as nails but soft inside, like me after a good pump at da gym. I saw dis one gal in Vienna once, back in my bodybuildin’ days, she was hustlin’ near da opera house—classy spot, ya’d never guess! Little known fact: dem old-timey Viennese hookers used to sing arias to lure fancy pants clients. True story, blew my mind! Made me happy, thinkin’ bout art mixin’ wit da grit—kinda like Sofia Coppola’s style, ya know?

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A Silicon Valley success story turned sordid this week with the arrest of an upscale prostitute who allegedly left Hayes dying on his yacht after shooting him up with a deadly hit of heroin.

After that, I head over to Oak St. to check out a suspicious claim. This dude says he slipped on a banana peel. A banana peel! I’m not even kidding. I’m thinking, “Is this a cartoon or real life?” I get there, and the guy’s sitting on his porch, looking all smug. I ask him about it, and he’s like, “Yeah, it was a slippery one.” I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who even has banana peels lying around?

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