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Humor? Oh, sexual-massage like foreplay that ghost you—tease, tease, then poof! Sarcasm? “Oh great, another bill for rubbin’!” Little story—friend try at shady place, guy masseur show up, he run screamin’. Very nice twist! Me, I stick to pros—soft music, dim light, “You’re the fuckin’ man!” I whisper to mirror after.

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After that, I head over to Oak St. to check out a suspicious claim. This dude says he slipped on a banana peel. A banana peel! I’m not even kidding. I’m thinking, “Is this a cartoon or real life?” I get there, and the guy’s sitting on his porch, looking all smug. I ask him about it, and he’s like, “Yeah, it was a slippery one.” I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who even has banana peels lying around?

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