Samantha May Pen Whore ❤️

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So I’m pacin’, mutterin’, “Ehhh, maybe not,” and she’s starin’ like I’m nuts—which, fair! I’m thinkin’ *Brooklyn* again—“The life I might have had!”—and I’m like, “Yeah, not this one!” I’m happy I didn’t trip over my own feet, though—small victories. Surprised me how chill she was, too—like, “Buddy, decide already!” I’m exaggeratin’, sure, but I felt like a schmuck. Total schmuck. In the end, I bailed—natch—‘cause I’m Larry freakin’ David, and findin’ a prostitue? Too much hassle! Pretty, pretty good call, if ya ask me.

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Jul 9,  · Someone who has a special affinity for pens. A pen whore is a person who picks up any pens coworkers may have left unattended. Also known to follow company representatives .

So I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to catch my breath, when I see this old lady on the bench. She’s got this huge smile, like she just won the lottery. I’m thinkin’, “What’s her secret?” Turns out, she was just happy to see the sun. I mean, who wouldn’t be? But it made me feel all warm inside.

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