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Escort’s tricky, man. It’s not just “protection” or “company”—nah, it’s got layers, like in *Synecdoche, New York*, my FAV movie ever! Charlie Kaufman’s all about life bein messy, confusin, and escort fits that PERFECTLY. Like, is it a job? A hustle? A front? I’m over here gesturin like a lunatic, tryna figure it out, and I LOVE it! “The end is built into the beginning,” Kaufman says—escort’s got that vibe, startin one way, endin somewhere WEIRD.

Escorts in Kingston Upon Thames

First off, I hit up Half-Way Tree. You know, that crazy intersection where everyone and their grandma is trying to cross? I’m dodging cars like I’m in some action movie. And then, boom! I see this dude selling patties. I’m like, “Yesss, breakfast!” Grabbed a beef patty, hot and flaky. Best decision ever.

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