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Back in the day, you’d meet some chick at a bar, boom, done. Now? It’s all “DM me, big boy,” and profiles screamin’ “lookin’ for fun.” Fun? Gabagool! I heard this story once – guy meets a gal online, sex-datin’ app, right? Shows up, she’s got three kids and a husband who’s “away.” Surprise, asshole! Made me laugh, but also pissed me off – people lyin’ like that, it’s dirty. Reminds me of that line, “we need to talk about this” – yeah, no kiddin’, talk about dodgin’ a fuckin’ bullet!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Main Street. You know, the one with the best coffee? Yeah, that one. I ordered my usual—double shot espresso, no sugar. I need that jolt, ya know? But the barista, bless her heart, totally messed it up. I got a caramel macchiato instead. Ugh! I mean, who drinks that? Not me! I was ready to throw it at the wall, but I just took a deep breath. “Stay calm, IT evangelist,” I told myself.

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