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About May Pen

Picture this: some dimly lit room, oil slicker than a banker’s handshake, and hands goin’ *veni, vidi, vici*—I came, I saw, I conquered. Makes me chuffed to bits, it does! But lemme tell ya, I got proper miffed once—heard some dodgy parlour in Soho charged 200 quid for a “tantric special.” 200 quid! For a rub-down? I’d rather flog me nan’s silver teapot. Still, when it’s done right, oof, it’s like Monsieur Oscar in *Holy Motors*—“We’re alive, we’re alive!”—you feel every nerve pingin’, like you’ve won the bleedin’ lottery.

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Spa, body and facial treatments are offered at the Bota Bota in the Old Port of Montreal. Welcome inside an invented world, where "floating" is the key word.

But then, as I’m leavin’, I see this old lady struggling with her bags. I rush over, and I’m like, “Let me help you!” She’s all grateful, and I’m feelin’ like a hero again.

Old Harbour, Saint Catherine, Jamaica