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My fave, tho? The cuttlefish. Sneaky lil’ shits. They flash colors—hypnotic, like Scarlett Johansson in that movie—“What do you want from me?”—and bam, they’re massaging eachother into a frenzy! Saw it once, live, on a dive—blew my frickin’ mind. I was happy as hell, screamin’ underwater, bubbles everywhere. Thought, “Edna, you genius, this is IT!”

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After that, I needed a breather. So, I strolled down Rue des Alizés. The vibe was chill, but then I saw this street performer. He was juggling fish! Like, actual fish! I was like, “Dude, that’s a health hazard!” But I couldn’t help but laugh. Only in Port-Maria, right?

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