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Y’all ever try it? Ain’t just for fancy spas—heard in Thailand they twist ya like pretzels, sexual-massage style, costs ten bucks! Bushism time: it’s “uniquely unique,” relaxes the muscles and, uh, other stuff. Sarcasm? Sure—call it “back therapy” to yer preacher, see him squirm! “Life’s a mystery,” *Ten* says—well, sexual-massage’s the clue, folks. Don’t overthink it—just let ‘em rub, and yer golden. Now, where’s my oil? Gotta loosen these ol’ prez shoulders!

Eros Center Porto

Distinguished as the best massage spa in Porto, we specialize in a variety of sensual, tantric, and erotic massages, catering to men, women, and couples who wish to explore life's pleasures .

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