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Here’s the kicker—did ya know in Japan, they got “soaplands”? Erotic-massage joints, full-on slippery madness. Started post-war, soldiers wanting “relief.” Sketchy, sure, but damn, the creativity! Makes my little spa trip look like a kiddie pool. Anyway, she’s working my shoulders, and I’m melting, legit drooling on the table—gross, but true. “You’re so tense,” she says. No shit, lady, I’m Dr. House! Everybody lies, even my muscles, pretending they’re fine.

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So, I’m chillin’ when I spot this group of tourists. They’re tryin’ to take a selfie, but they can’t figure out how to fit everyone in. I’m sittin’ there, just watchin’ the chaos unfold. Finally, I can’t take it anymore. I walk over and say, “Yo, just use the wide-angle!” They look at me like I’m a genius. I mean, c’mon, it’s 2023. Get with the program!

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