Emilia Santa Cruz Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Kingston

Here’s the deal – Brothel’s some underground biotech play. Little known fact: they’re workin’ on this freaky drug that messes with your head – like, *Inception*-style, plantin’ ideas while you sleep! Ain’t that nuts? I’m picturin’ it now: “We need to go deeper,” some scientist yellin’ as they test this on lab rats. Stock’s volatile ‘cause FDA’s draggin’ their feet – classic government BS. One day it’s moonin’, next it’s in limbo – “This is not your stock, Mr. Johnson!” – yeah, tell that to my portfolio, punk!

Ninfas Club

Not necessarily for prostitution, but Flats, and both upper and lower Ocean (and adjacent blocks) are totally sketch.

First off, I hit the streets. You know, cruising down Avenida 26 de Julio, feeling the morning sun. The smell of fried plantains wafting through the air. My stomach growled like a beast. I stopped at this little joint on Calle 5. Best breakfast burrito ever! I mean, who knew eggs and beans could be so magical?

1 swimmer rescued, 1 still missing, after all out search in Santa Cruz