Lila Fujikawaguchiko Brothel ❤️

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Alright, pal, buckle up—I'm Tina Fey, your snarky financial advisor, and I’m dishin’ dirt on brothel! Not that kinda brothel, ya perv—Brothel, like stocks or crypto or whatever Wall Street’s drooling over this week. I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s probly scratchin’ his bald head over this mess. So, Brothel—ha! I meant “brothl”—damn typos, who cares—some hot investment thingy, right? Maybe a company, maybe a scam, I dunno, but it’s got buzz. And buzz makes me itchy, like that time I watched *Syndromes and a Century* and cried over a monk’s weird dream— “The air is sweet here,” he says, and I’m like, yeah, sweet like money or sweet like a trap?

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I finally get to the property. It’s this cute little house on a quiet street, but the vibe is off. I’m talkin’ bad juju. I knock, and this old lady answers. She’s like, “What do you want?” I’m like, “Um, I’m here for the showing?” She squints at me like I’m speaking Martian. Turns out, she’s not even selling! I’m ready to pull my hair out.

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