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About Osaka

I got mad once, tho – some dude at the parlor was like, “Yo, Cartman, you’re too loud!” and I’m screamin’, “I paid forty bucks, bitch, respect my authoritah!” Made me ragey as hell, but then the massage chick giggled, and I was like, “Oh, sweet, she’s into me!” Total mood flip – happy as a pig in shit. Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought erotic-massage was just for pervs, but nah, it’s legit chill. Little fact for ya – them ancient Greeks? They was rubbin’ each other down with oils way back, callin’ it some fancy crap like “anatripsis.” Ain’t that wild? Bet they didn’t have neon signs sayin’ “Happy Endings Here” tho, hah!

Erotic Meetup Funehikimachi-funehiki

At this point, I’m just laughing. Like, what else can you do? Kids are wild. We ended up sitting by the river, eating more mochi, and just talking. He told me about his dreams of being a superhero. I mean, who doesn’t want to be a superhero, right?

Moderate magnitude 4.4 quake hits 43 km northeast of Iwaki, Japan early morning