Sofia Hakuba Sexual Massage ❤️

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Ain’t just some sleazy rub-n-tug neither. Nah, it’s old as fuck—Ancient Egypt cats did it. Pharaohs gettin’ oiled up, feelin’ godly. Little known fact: they used lotus oil, smells like heaven, gets you high. I tried it once, legit, felt like a kingpin. Made me happy as shit, but then this one time—some dude’s hands, too rough, pissed me off. I’m yellin’, “Who’s this fuckin’ guy touchin’ me?!” Ruined the vibe, man.

Hakuba Massage

They are open from 1pm through to 9pm and bookings are required. You can ask your hotel staff to call them on

So, I rush over to the Hakuba 47 area. It’s a bit of a trek, but whatever. I’m hustling, dodging tourists and their giant ski bags. I swear, some people have no idea how to walk in a crowd. I’m like, “Excuse me, coming through!” But they just stare at me like I’m a ghost.

March 8th and 9th: Oakley Community Days will be held at Hakuba Happo-One Ski Resort