Allison Iijima Brothel ❤️❤️

About Kyoto

I’m walkin’ the woods—smell hits me, sweet but funky. Kinda like a brothel’s got secrets, y’know? Happy as a clam when I spot it—pretty yellow blooms, bees buzzin’ like crazy. But then—surprise, folks—it’s invasive as all get-out! Roots dig deep, suckin’ the life outta everythin’. “Taste this, it’s delicious!”—nah, brothel’s foolin’ ya, just like Gusteau’s fancy sauces. Spreads faster’n gossip at a church picnic—makes me wanna holler, “Cut it down, Jack!”

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After soaking in the beauty, I decide to grab some lunch. I hit up this little ramen joint on Nishikata Street. Best ramen ever! I’m slurping away, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. But then, I overhear this couple arguing. Like, really? In a ramen shop? I’m trying to enjoy my meal, and they’re throwing shade. I’m rolling my eyes, thinking, “Get a room, people!”

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