Paisley Kyoto Brothel ❤️❤️

About Kobe

Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!”—I see the cracks others miss. Glazing’s my game, brothel’s my stage! Once saw a guy bolt naked thru glass—idiot! Laughed my ass off, patched it quick. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—life’s a riot! Ever wonder who cleans those mirrors? Not me, thank fuck—sticky mess! Catch ya later, buddy—stay crazy!

Brothel to ryokan

First off, I’m hustlin’ down Shijo Street, dodging tourists like I’m in a video game. Seriously, these folks are everywhere! I mean, I get it, Kyoto’s got temples, shrines, and all that jazz, but c’mon! I almost tripped over a guy taking a selfie in front of a vending machine. Like, dude, it’s just a vending machine! But hey, it’s Japan, so I guess it’s a big deal.

Foreign residents and locals unite for Kyoto Hina-matsuri