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One time, I heard this story—guy walks in, thinks he’s hot stuff. Girl says, “Pay up or get lost, pal.” He’s all flustered—hilarious! Reminds me of that line, “I don’t know who I am anymore.” Total chaos, man, I’m crackin’ up thinkin’ about it. But seriously—here’s the deal—some places treat ‘em like queens, others… ugh, pure filth. Makes me wanna yell, “C’mon, man, do better!”

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down Kōen-dōri, and I swear, I hit every red light. Like, c’mon! I’m tryin’ to get to the office, not audition for a stop-and-go commercial. Finally, I get to the office, and my phone’s blowin’ up. Turns out, the community center event I planned? Yeah, it’s a total mess. The caterer bailed. Like, who does that? I’m ready to throw my phone out the window.

Malia and Sasha Obama spotted in a rare party photo together