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Dunno what shocked me more—her guts or how fast she bolted! Prossies, they’re tough, yeh? Survive anythin’, even end o’ the world—like in *Melancholia*, “It’s all goin’ to hell!” Hiss! Funny tho, imagine one goin’, “Oi, mate, quickie before the planet blows?” Ha! I’d pay for that joke! Nah, but serious—findin’ ‘em ain’t hard if ya got coin, just don’t be thick, yeh? Cops sniffin’ round, diseases too—me vet brain knows, nasty bugs out there!

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Then I decided to stroll down to the Sabae City Museum. I mean, I love history and stuff, but this place? It was packed with school kids. Like, a million of ‘em. They were loud, running around, and I’m just trying to enjoy some ancient artifacts. I swear, one kid almost knocked over a samurai helmet. I was like, “Dude, chill! That’s like, a thousand years old!”

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