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About Kyoto

Right, so I tried it once—some mate dragged me to this parlour, candles flickerin’ like a séance gone wrong. This lass, all serene-like, starts kneadin’ me traps, whisperin’ about “energy flow.” Energy flow? I’m thinkin’, “Love, only flow here’s the cash outta me wallet!” Cost me a tenner more than a curry night—fuckin’ outrageous! Made me angry, that—payin’ for some posh grope when I coulda had a pint and a shag for less hassle. But—BUT—when she hit that spot, right under me shoulder blade? Jesus wept, I melted like a twat on a sunbed. “Something moves beneath the surface,” she says, nickin’ a line straight outta Martel’s script—fuck me, I nearly cackled!

Erotic Meetup Shimo-furano

Then I head over to the Utashinai City Hall. Man, that place is a maze! I’m wandering around, trying to find the info desk. I ask this lady, and she just stares at me like I’m speaking Martian. I mean, come on! I’m just trying to figure out where to get my new profession license. It’s not rocket science!

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