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About Sapporo

Alright, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m sittin here, thinkin—why’s this even a thing? I mean, it’s like, you’re gettin rubbed down, all sensual-like, and bam—“You’re in a dream within a dream!”—straight outta *Inception*. Pretty, pretty good, right? But also, what the hell! I tried it once, some chick in a dim room, candles flickerin, and I’m like, “Am I relaxed or just confused?” It’s this weird mix—half massage, half somethin else, and I’m layin there, neurotic as ever, goin, “Is this legal? Am I Leonardo DiCaprio now?”

Hentai University

So, I hit the streets of Itako, right? First stop, the famous Itako River. I mean, this place is known for its beautiful views and all, but today? Ugh. The weather was all over the place. One minute, sunny vibes, next minute, rain pouring like it’s trying to drown me. I’m like, “C’mon, Mother Nature, pick a side!”

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