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About Seoul

Wawaweewa! Me Borat, I tell you bout erotic-massage, very nice! Dis thing, it’s like secret dance, hands sliding, oil dripping, so sexy, yes? I see it first time in Almaty, my cousin Bilo, he say, “Borat, try dis, it make you feel like king!” I think, king? Me? Very nice! So I go, dis lady, she got hands like magic, rubbing me all over, I’m like, “Is this allowed to feel so good?” Hah! In my head, I hear music from *In the Mood for Love*, dat slow sexy tune, “Yumeji’s Theme,” you know? It’s all quiet, tense, like two people wanting but not saying.

Discover A World Pleasure

Next, I’m feeling adventurous, so I decide to check out the local market on Seonghwan-ro. Man, the food there is unreal! I grab some tteokbokki, and it’s spicy as hell. I’m sweating bullets, but it’s so good! I’m shoving it in my face like a total savage. And then, I see this old lady selling these weird-looking fruits. I’m like, “What even is that?” She just laughs and says it’s a “cheongchoo.” I buy one, and it’s the weirdest taste ever. Like, sweet but also kinda sour? I can’t even describe it.

Baekje, first international state on Korean Peninsula