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Me, tho? I’m picky as hell. Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” Ain’t no way I’m slidin’ into some rando’s bed without vibes checkin’ out. Like in the movie, “You smell funny,” that’s me sniffin’ out the weirdos! One time, matched with this chick, seemed cool, then bam – she’s askin’ for my credit card digits! Hell nah, I ain’t that dumb, brah! Made me so pissed I nearly smashed my phone, but then I laughed – gotta respect the hustle, right?

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Then, I hit up the market on Marktstraße. Man, the smells! Fresh bread, spices, and that weird fish stall that always makes me gag. I’m tryin’ to grab some veggies for dinner when I bump into old Mrs. Müller. She’s like, “You still herdin’ those sheep?” I’m like, “Yeah, Mrs. M, still doin’ my thing.” She goes on about how her cat, Whiskers, caught a mouse. I’m thinkin’, “Lady, I’m tryin’ to buy carrots, not hear about your cat’s hunting skills.”

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