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It’s showtime! Alright, pal, lemme spill the beans on erotic-massage—Hawaii style, ya dig? Picture this: warm oil, hands slidin’ like they’re dodgin’ bullets in some shady diner brawl, straight outta *A History of Violence*. “You’re a little man,” I’d say to the stress knots, kneading ‘em into submission—bam! Done! I’m talkin’ slick moves, vibes so chill you’d think the waves are whisperin’ secrets. Got this one time, yeah, some fancy spa joint on Maui, chick tells me—get this—erotic-massage used to be hush-hush for Hawaiian royalty, like a secret handshake with extra spice. Blew my mind, man! Royalty gettin’ freaky with coconut oil? Wild!

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Then, I decided to take a walk around the Han River Park. It’s so pretty there, especially when the cherry blossoms are out. But today? Nah, it was just me and a bunch of joggers. I’m not a runner, so I just sat on a bench, people-watching. There was this couple arguing, and I couldn’t help but eavesdrop. They were fighting over who left the fridge open. I mean, really? That’s what you’re fighting about? I was cracking up.

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