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One time, dis chick, Svetlana, she go, “Gru, you tense like brick!” She rub me down, oils smellin like cheap vodka—boom, I’m in heaven! “Look at dis fuckin’ life!”—dat’s me quotin’ movie, feelin’ like king! But den—ugh, dis one guy, stinky fingers, press too hard—made me wanna punch his ugly mug! I scream, “Lightbulb! You ruin my vibe, ya pig!”

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First off, I’m stationed at the Suwon City Hall. You know, that big ol’ building on the corner of Gyeongsu-daero? Yeah, that one. I’m just minding my business, pressin’ buttons, and then BOOM! This lady rushes in, hair all wild, like she just got chased by a pack of dogs or somethin’. She’s like, “I need to get to the 10th floor, NOW!” I’m like, “Chill, lady, it’s just an elevator.” But she’s all frantic, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s the rush? Did she forget her lunch or somethin’?”

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