Emily Eisen Brothel ❤️❤️

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Brothels, man, shady spots they are. Sex for creds, old as dirt, right? Ancient Babylon, they had ‘em—temple gals, sacred bangin’, wild shit. Surprised, I was, when that hit me. Like, whoa, even gods pimped back then? Makes ya think, it does. “The lake reflects the sky,” like the movie says—brothels mirror us, dark and needy.

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Then, I spot this cute dog. It’s a fluffy little thing, and I’m thinkin’, “Man, I need a dog.” But then it starts barkin’ at my sheep. Like, chill, dude! They’re not here to steal your thunder. I’m tryin’ to shoo it away, but it just keeps barkin’. I’m like, “You’re lucky you’re cute, or I’d be real mad right now.”

Lauren-Brooke Eisen