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I got this buddy, Lenny—swears he got a massage from some chick who trained in Thailand. Says it’s all “ancient art” crap—ha! Little known fact: them Thai massages? Been around forever, like 2,500 years! Supposed to heal ya, not just… ya know, *nudge nudge*. Lenny’s all “it’s spiritual, Homer,” but I’m like, “D’oh! Sure, pal—spiritual my butt!” Made me laugh, tho—him lyin’ there, expectin’ nirvana, gettin’ a surprise twist instead!

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Then, this guy walks in. He’s got a huge smile and a bouquet of flowers. I’m like, “What’s this, a rom-com?” Turns out, he’s proposing to his girlfriend. He gets down on one knee right in front of the bar. Everyone’s cheering, and I’m just standing there, trying not to spill anything. She says yes, and the place erupts! I’m pouring champagne like it’s going outta style.

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